Impact Dog Den
Impact Dog Den
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Transform your pet's space with the Impact Dog Den, a stylish and comfortable castle for small to medium breeds. Featuring a sleek black and white powder-coat finish and a chic vaulted ceiling, it seamlessly complements any home decor. The removable door can be easily stored on the back of the crate when not in use, while the rear handle allows for convenient movement. The removable tray simplifies cleaning and daily maintenance. For added comfort, consider the optional Impact Vinyl Pad to make the den even cozier for your beloved pet.
SHIPPING INFO
SHIPPING INFO
Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.
These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.
Yeah, we know.
That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.
In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.
Worth the wait. Built for orbit.
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
- Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
- No tools, no stress, just snap and go
- Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
- Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
- When they’re gone, they’re moon dust
DIMENSIONS
DIMENSIONS
40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.
Got a dog smaller than those?
They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.
