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THE DOGE CRATE

THE DOGE CRATE

$4,200.69
$4,200.69
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Forged from space grade aluminum and powered by pure meme energy, the DOGE Crate is your pup’s personal launchpad — a foldable, flyable, fortress of freedom that goes wherever the mission leads.

Built for escape artists, road warriors, and intergalactic explorers, this gold-plated beast sets up in 60 seconds or less and collapses just as fast. Whether you’re hopping on a flight, trekking cross-country, or docking on Mars, the DOGE Crate is airline approved, travel ready, and impossibly strong.

This isn’t just a crate.

It’s a collectible. A flex. A crypto-level secure pod for the dog who refuses to be average.

SHIPPING INFO

Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.

These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.

Yeah, we know.

That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.

In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.

Worth the wait. Built for orbit.

PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

  • Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
  • No tools, no stress, just snap and go
  • Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
  • Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
  • When they’re gone, they’re moon dust

DIMENSIONS

40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H

RECOMMENDED BREEDS

Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.

Got a dog smaller than those?

They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.

HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE

Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.

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