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Stationary Rear Airline Rail

Stationary Rear Airline Rail

Regular price $49.99
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Introducing the Stationary Rear Airline Rail, a back panel spacer designed exclusively for our Stationary Dog Crates. This innovative attachment enhances airflow during travel, ensuring your dog stays cool and comfortable even while flying. The Rear Airline Rail creates additional space between the crate and the aircraft's surface, optimizing ventilation without compromising on the crate's compact design. Ideal for frequent flyers and pet owners who prioritize their dog’s well-being, this easy-to-install feature offers peace of mind and extra comfort for your pet on every journey.

SHIPPING INFO

Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.

These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.

Yeah, we know.

That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.

In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.

Worth the wait. Built for orbit.

PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

  • Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
  • No tools, no stress, just snap and go
  • Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
  • Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
  • When they’re gone, they’re moon dust

DIMENSIONS

40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H

RECOMMENDED BREEDS

Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.

Got a dog smaller than those?

They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.

HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE

Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.

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