Stationary Dog Crate
Stationary Dog Crate
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The Stationary Impact Dog Crate is a durable sanctuary designed to bring comfort and security to your home. With its robust construction and thoughtful design, this crate makes life with your pet easier, creating a safe, cozy space that blends seamlessly into your daily routine.
20" & 24" sizes are not compatible with the Airline Rails & Side Door Add on at this time.
**All Stationary Crates are being discontinued due to the launch of our newly redesigned Collapsible Dog Crate. The Collapsible Dog Crate now includes Stationary Screws for added security.
Get these crates while they’re still available!
20" | Extra Small - (20.5"L x 16.5"W x 17"H)
24" | Small - (24.5"L x 18.5"W x 19"H)
30" | Medium -Â (30.5"L x 20.5"W x 26"H)
34" | Intermediate - (34.5"L x 23"W x 29"H)
40" | Large -Â (40.5"L x 23"W x 29"H)
40"+ | Extra Large - (40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H)
48" | Double Extra Large - (48.5"L x 32.5"W x 36"H)
SHIPPING INFO
SHIPPING INFO
Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.
These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.
Yeah, we know.
That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.
In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.
Worth the wait. Built for orbit.
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
- Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
- No tools, no stress, just snap and go
- Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
- Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
- When they’re gone, they’re moon dust
DIMENSIONS
DIMENSIONS
40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.
Got a dog smaller than those?
They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.
