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Impact Secondhand Crates - Collapsible

Impact Secondhand Crates - Collapsible

Regular price $599.00
Regular price $999.00 Sale price $599.00
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Discover the perfect entry point to the Impact experience with our Impact Secondhand Crates. These crates are a testament to our commitment to quality, even as they make luxury more accessible. Each crate is in perfect working condition, though they may sport slight cosmetic imperfections such as scratches, blemishes, and dings — purely aesthetic and without impact on functionality.

Our Secondhand Collapsible Crates are an ideal choice for those new to the Impact family, or even those looking for an amazing deal.

Embrace the opportunity to own an Impact crate at a remarkable price. Whether you're beginning your journey with us or simply looking for a great deal. These crates promise safety, comfort, and style for your cherished pet, reflecting our deep commitment to canine care.

SHIPPING INFO

Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.

These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.

Yeah, we know.

That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.

In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.

Worth the wait. Built for orbit.

PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

  • Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
  • No tools, no stress, just snap and go
  • Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
  • Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
  • When they’re gone, they’re moon dust

DIMENSIONS

40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H

RECOMMENDED BREEDS

Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.

Got a dog smaller than those?

They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.

HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE

Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.

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