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  • a white stationary dog crate with a puppy divider installed sitting in the back of a truck
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Impact Puppy Divider

Impact Puppy Divider

$300.00
$300.00
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Your cute pup will be all grown up before you know it! Skip the crate chaos and invest in the Impact Puppy Divider! This nifty tool adjusts as they grow, so no worries about outgrowing it too fast, and it works with all Impact Dog Crate models. It's the ultimate must-have for all puppy lovers out there. Grab one today and let the adventures unfold!

*Currently our Puppy Divider is in a redesign, hit the Notify Me button to stay tuned for the new released Puppy Divider! 

SHIPPING INFO

Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.

These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.

Yeah, we know.

That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.

In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.

Worth the wait. Built for orbit.

PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

  • Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
  • No tools, no stress, just snap and go
  • Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
  • Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
  • When they’re gone, they’re moon dust

DIMENSIONS

40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H

RECOMMENDED BREEDS

Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.

Got a dog smaller than those?

They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.

HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE

Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.

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