Limited Edition: Teal Stationary Dog Crate
Limited Edition: Teal Stationary Dog Crate
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The Limited Edition Teal Stationary Impact Dog Crate is a vibrant, durable sanctuary crafted to bring comfort and security to your home. With its sturdy construction and thoughtfully designed features, this crate provides a cozy, safe space that seamlessly fits into your daily routine, adding a refreshing and stylish pop of color. Designed for easy placement and setup, it offers your dog a stable, comfortable environment, perfect for relaxation at home while enhancing your pet parenting experience with a bold, exclusive look.
SHIPPING INFO
SHIPPING INFO
Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.
These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.
Yeah, we know.
That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.
In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.
Worth the wait. Built for orbit.
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
- Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
- No tools, no stress, just snap and go
- Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
- Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
- When they’re gone, they’re moon dust
DIMENSIONS
DIMENSIONS
40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.
Got a dog smaller than those?
They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.
