Limited Edition: Pink Stationary Dog Crate
Limited Edition: Pink Stationary Dog Crate
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The Limited Edition Pink Stationary Impact Dog Crate is a stylish, durable sanctuary crafted to bring both comfort and security to your home. With its robust construction and thoughtfully designed features, this crate offers a cozy, safe space that seamlessly blends into your daily routine, adding a touch of luxury and elegance. Designed for easy placement and setup, it provides your dog with a stable environment, perfect for relaxation at home while elevating your pet parenting experience with an exclusive, chic touch.
SHIPPING INFO
SHIPPING INFO
Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.
These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.
Yeah, we know.
That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.
In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.
Worth the wait. Built for orbit.
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
- Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
- No tools, no stress, just snap and go
- Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
- Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
- When they’re gone, they’re moon dust
DIMENSIONS
DIMENSIONS
40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.
Got a dog smaller than those?
They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.
