Limited Edition: Desert Tan Collapsible Dog Crate
Limited Edition: Desert Tan Collapsible Dog Crate
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Introducing the Limited Edition: Collapsible Dog Crate, now available exclusively in Desert Tan. Elevate your pet parenting game with a sleek, earthy tone that combines style and rugged functionality.
Designed for easy transport and setup, this compact and sturdy crate ensures your dog's safety and comfort wherever you go. Perfect for travel, outings, or simply relaxing at home, it makes pet parenting a breeze.
Note: Not available for pre-order at this time.
SHIPPING INFO
SHIPPING INFO
Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.
These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.
Yeah, we know.
That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.
In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.
Worth the wait. Built for orbit.
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
- Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
- No tools, no stress, just snap and go
- Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
- Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
- When they’re gone, they’re moon dust
DIMENSIONS
DIMENSIONS
40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.
Got a dog smaller than those?
They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.
