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Impact Orthopedic Dog Crate Pad

Impact Orthopedic Dog Crate Pad

Regular price $160.00
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Orthopedic Dog Crate Pad With Superior Comfort and Support

Give your furry friend the royal treatment with the Impact Orthopedic Dog Crate Pad! Crafted with love and Ballistic Nylon, it's tough enough for playful chewers and scratchers. The memory foam core guarantees dreamy naps and happy joints for all dog breeds and sizes. Plus, the removable, machine-washable cover makes cleaning a breeze! Your pup is going to love this comfy addition inside their Impact Dog Crate. Just remember, no bed is indestructible – pups will be pups!

Durable and Easy to Clean

Crafted with tough Ballistic Nylon, this crate pad is built to withstand playful chewers and scratchers. The durable cover is removable and machine-washable, making cleaning a breeze and maintaining a fresh, hygienic environment for your pet.

Why Choose Impact Orthopedic Dog Crate Pad?

  • Orthopedic Memory Foam Dog Crate Pad: Ensures comfort and joint support.

  • Durable Ballistic Nylon: Withstands chewers and scratchers.

  • Easy to Clean: Removable, machine-washable cover.

  • Perfect Fit: Designed for Impact Dog Crates.

SHIPPING INFO

Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.

These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.

Yeah, we know.

That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.

In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.

Worth the wait. Built for orbit.

PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

  • Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
  • No tools, no stress, just snap and go
  • Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
  • Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
  • When they’re gone, they’re moon dust

DIMENSIONS

40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H

RECOMMENDED BREEDS

Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.

Got a dog smaller than those?

They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.

HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE

Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.

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