• Professional Dog Behaviorist and trainer Will Atherton sitting on top of a tan collapsible dog crate with a yellow lab inside of it.
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Impact Crate Training Course

Impact Crate Training Course

$100.00
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Master Crate Training with Will Atherton!

Unlock the power of crate training with expert guidance from Canine Behaviorist Will Atherton. This course teaches you how to introduce the crate as a positive, safe space while avoiding common mistakes. Learn effective techniques to reduce anxiety, build trust, and create structure for your dog. Whether for a new puppy or improving behavior, this course provides all the tools for crate training success. Enroll today and transform your dog's experience with the crate!

Runtime:  1 hour, 34 minutes, and 48 seconds

SHIPPING INFO

Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.

These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.

Yeah, we know.

That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.

In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.

Worth the wait. Built for orbit.

PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

  • Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
  • No tools, no stress, just snap and go
  • Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
  • Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
  • When they’re gone, they’re moon dust

DIMENSIONS

40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H

RECOMMENDED BREEDS

Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.

Got a dog smaller than those?

They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.

HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE

Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.

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