High Anxiety Crate
High Anxiety Crate
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The High Anxiety Impact Dog Crate offers a secure, escape-proof retreat for anxious dogs, crafted to reduce stress and ensure peace of mind. With its robust construction, Lifetime Dog Damage Guarantee, and Lifetime Warranty, this crate provides unmatched durability and comfort. Designed to be the last crate your dog will ever need.
Owning a dog can be tough, but with Impact, it’s easy.
*48" sizes are 2-3 weeks out from shipment.
30" | Medium - (30.5"L x 20.5"W x 26"H)
34" | Intermediate - (34.5"L x 23"W x 29"H)
40" | Large - (40.5"L x 23"W x 29"H)
40"+ | Extra Large - (40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H)
48" | Double Extra Large - (48.5"L x 32.5"W x 36"H)
SHIPPING INFO
SHIPPING INFO
Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.
These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.
Yeah, we know.
That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.
In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.
Worth the wait. Built for orbit.
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS
- Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
- No tools, no stress, just snap and go
- Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
- Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
- When they’re gone, they’re moon dust
DIMENSIONS
DIMENSIONS
40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
RECOMMENDED BREEDS
Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.
Got a dog smaller than those?
They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE
Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.
