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Limited Edition: Purple Collapsible Dog Crate

Limited Edition: Purple Collapsible Dog Crate

Regular price $1,199.00
Regular price Sale price $1,199.00
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Embrace the summer with the Limited Edition: Collapsible Dog Crate, available exclusively in a vibrant purple. This June, secure your presale spot and elevate your pet parenting game with a touch of style and luxury.

Designed for easy transport and setup, this compact and sturdy crate ensures your dog's safety and comfort during all your summer adventures. Perfect for travel, outings, or simply relaxing at home, it makes pet parenting a breeze.

With production starting July 1st and a ship time of just 4-6 weeks, don't miss your chance to own this exclusive limited edition crate. Once they're gone, they're gone for good. Make this summer unforgettable with the Limited Edition: Collapsible Dog Crate.

Note: Pre-order through the month of June only. Production starts July 1st with a 4-6 week ship time.

SHIPPING INFO

Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.

These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.

Yeah, we know.

That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.

In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.

Worth the wait. Built for orbit.

PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

  • Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
  • No tools, no stress, just snap and go
  • Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
  • Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
  • When they’re gone, they’re moon dust

DIMENSIONS

40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H

RECOMMENDED BREEDS

Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.

Got a dog smaller than those?

They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.

HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE

Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.

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