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Collapsible Dog Crate V1

Collapsible Dog Crate V1

Regular price $999.00
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The Impact Collapsible Dog Crate V1 is our original design, offering dependable strength and versatility. Its lightweight, collapsible frame is perfect for easy setup and storage, making it a reliable choice for home or travel. While it doesn’t include the Impact Bolts featured in the V2 model for automatic airline approval, this crate can still meet IATA standards with the addition of our IATA-approved brackets and rear airline rail (sold separately). A durable and practical option, the V1 crate keeps your dog secure and comfortable, whether at home or on the go.

SHIPPING INFO

Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.

These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.

Yeah, we know.

That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.

In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.

Worth the wait. Built for orbit.

PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

  • Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
  • No tools, no stress, just snap and go
  • Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
  • Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
  • When they’re gone, they’re moon dust

DIMENSIONS

40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H

RECOMMENDED BREEDS

Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.

Got a dog smaller than those?

They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.

HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE

Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.

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