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Collapsible Dog Crate

Collapsible Dog Crate

Regular price $929.00
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Experience adventure and unity with your dog using the Impact Collapsible Dog Crate. It now comes with built-in Stationary brackets for an even more seamless and sturdy design. Its compact and robust build enhances your bond while ensuring their safety and comfort. More than just a crate, it's a key to creating lasting memories with your treasured companion.

30" | Medium - (30.5"L x 20.5"W x 26"H)

34" | Intermediate - (34.5"L x 23"W x 29"H)

40" | Large - (40.5"L x 23"W x 29"H)

40"+ | Extra Large - (40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H)

48" | Double Extra Large - (48"L x 27"W x 33"H)

54" | Triple Extra Large - (54.5"L x 35.5"W x 42"H)

SHIPPING INFO

Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.

These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.

Yeah, we know.

That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.

In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.

Worth the wait. Built for orbit.

PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

  • Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
  • No tools, no stress, just snap and go
  • Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
  • Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
  • When they’re gone, they’re moon dust

DIMENSIONS

40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H

RECOMMENDED BREEDS

Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.

Got a dog smaller than those?

They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.

HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE

Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.

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