LEGEND HAS IT...

A Shiba Inu once climbed into his crate, launched to Mars, and never looked back. Now he leads the intergalactic doggo expedition — powered by dreams, rockets, and pure meme energy.

The DOGE Crate isn’t just a place to chill. It’s a launchpad. Forged for adventure. Sealed for security. Styled for the internet.

This crate is how dogs go everywhere.

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COSMIC FEATURES FOR CANINE EXPLORERS

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🚀 BUILT TO BLAST OFF

Aerospace grade aluminum that eats normal crates for breakfast.

Chew proof. Vibe proof. Dog proof.

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🛡️ CRYPTO LEVEL SECURITY

Lock system tested by escape artists, hackers, and possibly aliens.

No paws get past this perimeter.

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🛸 SPACE-GRADE STYLE

Gold finish. DOGE badge. Meme decals.

Looks like a spaceship. Guards like a vault.

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🐕 SHIBA TESTED STRENGTH

Tested by dogs who destroy everything.

Approved by the original Space Shiba himself.

the dog crate with the shiba inu in an astronaut suit riding the crate

🪐 ZERO G VIBES

Shock absorbent and sleep friendly.

Cosmic comfort for Earth naps and galaxy road trips.

LIMITED LAUNCH EDITION

This is not mass production. This is a microfleet of meme powered dog crates being launched into the world. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.

You’ll either have one in your home or see one on X and wish you did.

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MUCH CURIOUS. MANY QUESTIONS.

IS THIS CRATE REAL?

As real as your dog’s dreams and Elon’s tweets.

It’s an actual crate made from aerospace grade aluminum, not a meme filter.

But also… kind of a meme filter.

CAN IT ACTUALLY GO TO SPACE?

Legally, no.

Emotionally, yes.

It is built tough enough for launch but designed for Earthbound legends.

WHAT DOES CRYPTO LEVEL SECURITY MEAN?

It means the locks are engineered like your cold wallet.

Escape proof. Tamper resistant. Dog hacker safe.

WHY IS IT GOLD?

Because gold is undefeated.

Also because “matte beige” didn’t pass the vibe check.

CAN HUMANS USE IT TOO?

If you weigh under 80 pounds and don’t mind sleeping curled up like a croissant, go for it.

But it’s really for dogs. Legendary dogs.

WHAT SIZE DOGS DOES IT FIT?

The crate fits dogs up to 110 pounds with galaxy class comfort.

If your pup dreams big and chews hard, this crate is made for them.

IS THIS JUST A MEME OR DOES IT ACTUALLY WORK?

Yes.

It’s both.

The DOGE Crate was designed to make you laugh, get attention, and go viral.

But it’s also built by Impact Dog Crates — the leaders in serious dog containment.