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Stationary Side Door Add-On

Stationary Side Door Add-On

$300.00
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Upgrade your Impact Stationary Dog Crate with the Side-Door Add-On! This nifty add-on adds convenience with an extra entrance for your easy in-and-out, perfect for homes with limited space, or tight spots like the back of a car. It's simple to attach and keeps your crate strong, breezy, and durable – perfect for homes and adventures!

Note: The Side Door Add-On is only compatible with Stationary Dog Crates purchased after 04/05/2023.

- Side Door not available for 20", 24", and 48" Great Dane sizes

SHIPPING INFO

Once ordered, you will officially be on the launch list.

These crates are built like spaceships, not snack packs — and with limited quantities, the current lead time is approximately 6 months.

Yeah, we know.

That’s faster than the Department of Government Efficiency — also known as DOGE — can process a parking ticket.

In meme time, 6 months is basically instant.
In government time, it’s 2047.

Worth the wait. Built for orbit.

PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS

  • Built like a tank, floats like a Tesla
  • No tools, no stress, just snap and go
  • Preflight vibes with meme-fueled precision
  • Laughs in the face of clever paws and wild wiggles
  • When they’re gone, they’re moon dust

DIMENSIONS

40.5"L x 27.5”W x 34"H

RECOMMENDED BREEDS

Perfect for larger breeds like Bernese Mountain Dogs, Cane Corsos, Doberman Pinschers, German Shepherds, Giant Schnauzers, and Rottweilers.

Got a dog smaller than those?

They’ll ride like royalty with room to spare.

HOW TO PURCHASE A DOGE CRATE

Crypto only. We accept Dogecoin, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and a few other elite digital currencies. No fiat. No exceptions.

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